A: YOLO SWAGGINS Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? Q: Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget? Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. Vegas Two midgets are in Las Vegas and they have a little money left over, so they decide to go get some hookers.
" Sexual Harassment Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. So they meet up at the buffet in the morning and they both look pretty sad so the one asks why so glum and he answers well i couldn't get it up but i don't get why you look so sad?
I had to switch to midget porn, half the bandwidth...