Theoretically, I ask Farrell, should I take this daily dose of Colin Farrell worship as a good sign or a red flag?
As fate would have it, I’m dating someone who wakes up each day to Farrell’s face on their wall.
Every morning there he is, pistol in one hand and a pint in the other, those supremely emotive eyebrows silently pondering life and death and all that falls in between on the poster for In Bruges, the film that won the Irish actor the Golden Globe in 2009.
“They’ve been so broken by dogma that they have no idea.
If they can’t land a new one before their time is up, they are summarily transformed into animals and released into the forest to live out the rest of their days.
Farrell plays the doughy and bespectacled David, whose wife has left him for another man.